Months go by without a haircut.
I’d like to think I’m starting to look like this:
![](http://blog.conradreynolds.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/image-1-290x300.gif)
Or even Kurt Russell:
![](http://blog.conradreynolds.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/image-2-250x300.gif)
But I’m afraid it’s more of a cross between Dracula and Wolverine, minus the sexy:
![](http://blog.conradreynolds.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Untitled.gif)
Wearing a hat helps some:
![](http://blog.conradreynolds.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Untitled-1-226x300.gif)
But a headband tends to give one the Duck-Dynasty-slash-domestic-terrorist look:
![](http://blog.conradreynolds.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Untitled-2-300x255.gif)
And why does it look so cute on this guy:
![](http://blog.conradreynolds.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Untitled-3-300x198.gif)
When this is the best I can hope for?
![](http://blog.conradreynolds.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Untitled-4-267x300.gif)