Months go by without a haircut.
I’d like to think I’m starting to look like this:
Or even Kurt Russell:
But I’m afraid it’s more of a cross between Dracula and Wolverine, minus the sexy:
Wearing a hat helps some:
But a headband tends to give one the Duck-Dynasty-slash-domestic-terrorist look:
And why does it look so cute on this guy:
When this is the best I can hope for?