Chaney’s Dairy Barn

We stopped at this local Bowling Green institution for lunch. All the food was very fresh, and they had a good selection of ice cream, which I took advantage of:

As you can see from that paunch, I regularly partake of ice cream. I also purchased a nice souvenir mug:

I particularly liked it because it’s the color of a carton of Blue Bell. Perfect for sipping coffee. Or you could eat ice cream out of it.

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The Millennial Mind

Overheard in the Y locker room:

“What if K.C. went ahead and left without us?”

“He didn’t.”

“How do you know?”

“I have his phone in my pocket.”

(Cf. Forgotten Baby Syndrome)

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Grocery Store Enigma

grocery cart

At supermarkets there are several large signs on the side and back walls. These include “Deli”, “Dairy”, “Produce”, “Meat”, and “Seafood”.

I’ve always wondered about “Meat” and “Seafood”. Isn’t seafood meat? Shouldn’t it be “Seafood” and “Landfood”? Or the “Meat” sign with subheaders “Surf” and “Turf”? Or just one big sign that says “Food”?

This one ranks right up there with Interstate highways in Hawaii.

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Cruel Tease

CVH attended a B2B expo.

There were several catering companies there.

She brought me back a menu from a BBQ company. Memphis pulled pork, ribs, sliced brisket; all cooked in their pits and smokers fresh each day. A selection of sauces: Memphis, Carolina, Sweet & Sour Mustard, and Hot Pepper.

“We’re having kale for supper,” she said.

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Life, part two

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Life, part one

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Mixed signals?

The welcome board at the gym today read:

Congratulations!

You’re doing laps while the others are taking naps!

I’m not sure that message has the intended consequence.

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Personal Finance

Overheard in the locker room at the Y this morning:

“I’ve finished the Japanese.  The Spanish is next.”

“That’s something.”

“Yeah, it’s what I decided to do.”

“That’s one of those real things.”

“Thanks.”

“That’s the right way.”

“My father drilled that into me, and I’ve always tried to live it.  Never cut corners on tattoos.”

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I’ve got plenty to be thankful for

I love that old Bing Crosby song.

A few of the things I am thankful for, in no particular order:

  • That I can get in and out of bed by myself
  • Amazon Web Services
  • Collin Street Bakery fruitcake
  • The New Yorker
  • My lovely wife
  • That I can finally get boots in my size
  • Cataract lens replacement
  • Our public library
  • My cat
  • WETA internet “radio”
  • Instrument flying
  • Blue Bell
  • wiki software
  • Frank Sinatra
  • Honeybees
  • Atul Gawande
  • Solar eclipses
  • pdf files
  • The YMCA
  • Green landscapes
  • The Wall Street Journal
  • Minecraft
  • Obamacare
  • Martin Scorcese
  • Broadband internet
  • Tchaikovsky
  • Turner Classic Movies
  • Python
  • Sunny days
  • My reliable Japanese car
  • The Kentucky State Fair
  • Calvin and Hobbes
  • Grandchildren
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Can’t get there from here

confused rabbit

I am so confused.

Directions.

When we lived in Houston, my wife used to joke that if something wasn’t on the freeway, Westheimer, or Montrose, Conrad didn’t know how to get there.  I could argue that if something weren’t on the freeway, Westheimer, or Montrose, then you didn’t need to get there, but nonetheless, if I had to, I could find my way around town as nearly every Houston street is laid out on a grid.

But streets in Louisville were laid out, I think, by cows.  Or squirrels.  Or something like that.  There doesn’t seem to be any street that takes you from where you are to where you want to go: you have to go somewhere else first.  You simply cannot navigate by the seat of your pants; for example, taking two right turns is usually equivalent to taking three.  I’ve been here eleven years and still cannot reliably find my way around.

I have recently found a handy Python library that shows this problem quite clearly.  Here is a plot of Chicago streets by their orientation.  You can see how nicely nearly every street lines up on a north-south grid.  Given an address in Chicago, it is straightforward (so to speak) to figure out how to get there.

chicago graph

Here is the plot of Houston streets.  You can see the downtown street grid is a little off north-south, but still, most streets adhere to a orthogonal grid.

Now, here is what you get when streets are paved higgedly-piggedly.  Little rhyme or reason.

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