Today we had our Xmas lunch at work. It was served buffet-style, with two lines: a vegetarian/roast chicken line, and a fried chicken/roast beef line.
Those who know me know that I don’t care for beef, but that I do eat a lot of dairy products. As I was waiting in the roast chicken line, a co-worker pointed out that if I wanted roast beef, it was in the other line. “No,” I said, “I only eat renewable cow products.”