Me vs The Roadmaster

Coming home from the store a while back, we saw a Roadmaster parked in the neighborhood.

Similar to this one

“It’s a Roadmaster,” my wife said.

“Yes, it is,” I agreed.

“Doesn’t look like it’s in very good shape,” she added.

“Looks like a ’91 to me,” I said.

Pause.

I added, “I was in good shape in ’91, and look at me now.”

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