“I need to gap the new spark plug for the lawn mower,” I said.
She says, “Well, I don’t know nothing about gapping spark plugs.”
“That’s why you keep me around. In case you need a spark plug gapped.”
She pauses for a second, then says, “You’re right. If I were to get me some new young thing, he wouldn’t know how to do anything. I think all they know how to do is fool with their phones.”