Thar’s gold in them thar Art Deco vaults

After I left the Honey Festival, I decided to head up to Fort Knox to see the tank displays at the Patton Museum.  The wife and I had been there a couple of years back, but she wasn’t so enthralled, and I figured now I could take all the time I wanted.

First, though, I discovered that if you make a wrong turn into the Fort, and then tell the guard that you are lost and looking for the Patton Museum, they will let you turn around and drive past the bullion depository building.  I was surprised that they let you get that close.  They tell you not to stop or take pictures, and since there was an MP truck sitting along the road in front of the depository, I certainly wasn’t going to test their resolve on this matter.  It looks like it does on TV, but somewhat more vulnerable.  I’m sure that’s an illusion, Mr Oddjob.

dogcollarThe next turn was the correct one for the museum, but alas, when the Armored moved to Fort Benning, they took their tank display with them.  I did get to see the collar of the General’s beloved pit bull dog, Willie.

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Honey Festival

kidA beautiful late summer day, and a perfect day to go see the Honey Festival in Clarkson.  The major industry in Clarkson is the manufacture of beekeeping supplies, so the honeybee is very important to the folks there.  Hence their annual Honey Festival.

It’s about what you would expect for a small town festival, except that it looked like every family for a hundred miles around had at least one family member in the parade.  Somewhat surprisingly, there wasn’t a lot of honey for sale at the festival.  Maybe they get their fill of it the rest of the year.

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The latest in schwag

My wife recently returned from a business fair with a bag full of promotional items.  Some of them ended up on my office chair.

“What was that square thing you left on my chair?” I asked.

“What square thing?”

“The thing that looks like a lozenge of some sort.”

“Oh.  That’s ‘nutritional chocolate’.”

I’m really beginning to think that we may have too many marketing majors in this country.

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Are we healthy yet?

Labor Day, and time again for the Mayor’s semi-annual Healthy Hike and Bike. CVH doesn’t bike, so we went down to the riverside to join in the walk.

herdsThe weather was beautiful; sunny and warm, and there was definitely a herd of people there. Mostly bikers; there were a few bicyclists who brought their dogs with them, and had them in various types of carriers.  One dog was wearing a small helmet.

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The Mayor gave his send off, and then took off on his bike with the rest of the riders.

subwayWe saw a bicyclist riding an old-fashioned high wheeler, and somebody dressed up like a Subway sandwich. The Subway guy did not ride a bicycle.

bridgeEventually all the riders were off and we hikers followed them. We went over the George Rogers Clark Memorial bridge into Indiana.

clockOn the Indiana side of the river, there is an old Colgate factory with a large clock on top of it, just like the one you see from Manhattan. The factory has been sold, and the fate of the clock is uncertain, but it is clear that you’re not going to be able to see it from the bridge for much longer.

skylineOn the way back to Kentucky, I caught this picture of CVH in front of the skyline of Our Fair City.

buickAnd finally, as we were walking back to our car, we saw this. It is not everyday that you see a big ol’ Buick Park Avenue with a bike rack on the back.

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I have more than I can ask for

CVH had to take a quick trip out of town this weekend. I went to pick her up at the airport, and when I hoisted her bag into the car I remarked that it didn’t seem anywhere that heavy when I dropped her off the day before. Well, when we got home, she had me sit down at the dining room table while she showed me what she had brought back, which explained why the bag seemed to weigh so much more.

BabybackRegular readers of this blog (should they be called “unicorns”?) know that I have a real fondness for Memphis barbecue. Turns out that she had to switch planes in Memphis and picked up a few pounds of pulled pork, some sauce, and a rack of ribs while she was there! I am truly blessed with such a wife.

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A Fairs of State

pork.sandwichToday was our annual pilgrimage to the Kentucky State Fair, and, as usual, I had more fun than I thought that I would.  We started, as always, at the Kentucky Proud agricultural tent, where we had a hand-dipped corn dog (none of those Sysco corn dogs shipped up from Houston) and this delicious pork sandwich from the Kentucky Pork Producers Association.

richard.loweI visited the beekeeping display and met the Kentucky State Apiarist, Phil Craft.  I called him the “King Bee”.  Charlaine’s favorite display is the “Cast Iron Chef” competition, where two local chefs have thirty minutes to prepare a dish with a locally produced cut of beef.  This year’s competition was hosted by Chef Deano, former host of TV’s “Secrets of Louisville Chefs”, so he was right at home in front of the crowd.  iron.chef.le.relaisThe two competitors were Richard Lowe, a Katrina “refugee” from New Orleans, now at Coach Lamp, and Bill Lynch of Le Relais, a very tasty but rather snooty restaurant in the old airport terminal.  Charlaine got to meet both chefs after the competition and got some tips on cooking with saffron.

And we got to see this year’s “largest watermelon”.largest.watermelon
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A Blessed Event

on.stereoI volunteered for an Humane Society fundraising event today.  Although I often volunteer with the local Humane Society, I make it a point to avoid events and tasks that would put me around the homeless animals.  I find it too heartbreaking.

But this event was safe; it was a motorcycle rally, and I would be working at the local Harley-Davidson dealer.  Then a couple of days ago, the coordinator let me know that they really, really needed someone to help out at one of the stations along the route.  I knew that there would be animals there for adoption, but was told that I would be helping with parking and directions, not back with the animals.  Well, OK, I said.

This morning it stormed.  The coordinator called us all and told us that the rally was still on, but would be starting late.  As it turned out, it started very late, and I ended up spending quite a bit of time with the other volunteers.  Back with the animals.  In particular, a scrawny calico.  I looked at her.  She looked at me.  I looked at her.  She looked at me.  This continued for two hours, and she wore down what little defense I had to begin with.

sofaSo now we have a new cat in the house, “Lily”.  Since this acquistion was unplanned, the wife and I refer to her as “love child”.

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I know these people

JOGGERBEI took my bicycle down to the park this morning for a ride. As I was getting my shoes on, taking the bike out of the truck, and so on, I noticed that there were other people sitting in their parked cars, windows rolled up and air conditioners on. It’s otherwise pretty deserted in that part of town at that time of the morning, and I was wondering if there was a drug deal about to happen or somesuch.

But no, eventually another car showed up, and everybody got out of their cars, greeted each other, and took off on their jog. These must be the same people, I thought, that I see driving around the parking lot at the gym, looking for a spot that’s closer to the door.

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You’d better watch out

The GC is spending the week at the YMCA day camp.  They took a field trip today and went to where I work (we had not previously discussed this).  I was going to a meeting this morning when I came up behind a tour group of small children.  They were all well-behaved and paying attention to the tour guide.  All, that is, except for one who was swinging her visitor’s badge and hitting the child next to her.  Yes, our GC.  So I came up behind her, turned her around, and with a stern expression told her to pay attention.

I didn’t realize that her eyes could get that big.  But I’m not telling Santa Claus – this time!

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A Gift From the Desert at Kentucky Horse Park

small.horseA beautiful sunny day, and a trip to the Kentucky Horse Park was clearly called for.  We all enjoyed the Parade of Breeds show, which included some carriage enthusiasts who were in town.  We got to see the retired champions, including Cigar and Funny Cide.

GC at the Man O'War memorial

GC at the Man O'War memorial

But the highlight of the trip, for me at least, was the special exhibit on the history of the Arabian horse.  This is a fascinating collection of art and artifiacts from the Kingdom of Saudia Arabia.  There were horse items from Ur, as well as beautiful statues, stelae, metalwork, and other items from as far back as Old Testament times.  Art work ranged from prehistoric petroglyphs through nineteeth century portraits, and all the way to the present.  There was a three thousand four hundred year-old manual on horse training.   There were even a pair of sandals that were worn by Lawrence of Arabia.  Alas, no photography was allowed, but the exhibition catalog is only $25.

secretariatIf you have any interest – at all – in art history, you should see this exhibit.  If you have any interest – at all – in Arabian horses, you should see this exhibit.  If you have any reason – at all – to be in the Lexington area between now and mid-October, this exhibition is an absolute must-see.

Warning: Call ahead to see if they have any food available at the park; you may want to bring your own cooler.

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