Clothes make the man

Back when I was a young buck, I was skinny. When I bought suits, I had them remade to fit very slim.  Some people thought such skinny suits looked funny, but, well, they fit me.

I’m not so skinny anymore, and hardly ever need a suit, but the occasion does arise from time to time where something other than a pullover is called for.

This week I got an email from Men’s Warehouse announcing a sale on Big & Tall suits this weekend. OK, I thought, maybe it is time to replace some of those Talking-Heads-era suits in the closet with something a little more in style. I clicked on the Calvin Klein Grey Extreme Slim Fit to see if they had it in a 42 extra long. No. Not even close. But you can get it in a 54 extra long. Or a 60 regular. Jiminy H Cricket! How in the world can you make an “Extreme Slim Fit” in a 60 regular?!? How many sheep have to make the ultimate sacrifice in order to weave a 60 regular anyway? I don’t think I’m going to be making fun of Bloomberg anymore; I now see what he’s talking about and where this is leading our country.

 

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Hiking Patoka Lake

After a foggy, near freezing morning, it turned into a beautiful spring afternoon.  I decided to cross the river into Indiana and hike the Lake Potoka trail.  (Lake Potoka is officially known as Potoka Lake, for reasons known only to the Indiana Department of Natural Resources.)

It’s a nice trail in the spring, but I could tell that it might be rather buggy in the summer, what with all the little damp areas that I had to cross.  The landscape is dotted with these big rocks.

Big Hoosier Rock

Big Hoosier Rock

In places the trail is not well marked, and it took all of my Daniel Boonin’ (which, admittedly, is not that much) to pick it back up again. They give you a map when you go in, but it’s a rather schematic one, without any topographical features other than the lake, and if you’ve gone off the trail and into the lake, you’re probably going to know that without the map. However, I had my GPS with me and made a recording of the path, so next time I will be fully prepared.

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The Responsible Rally for Rover

The City has recently opened the Big Four Bridge across the Ohio River.  This is an old railroad bridge that dates back to nineteenth century.  The bridge approaches were removed in the 1960’s, leaving the waterfront skyline with an old bridge that didn’t go anywhere.  This was not a particularly appealing sight.

But now that problem has been addressed.  Sort of.  A wonderful new approach to the bridge from Louisville’s Waterfront Park allows joggers, walkers, runners, and bicyclists (sorry, skaters – you should have shown up for the council meeting that night) to spiral up to the bridge and go over the river.  Over the river, that is, but not into Indiana, as they haven’t finished the approach on their side.

In any event, the bridge has proven surprisingly popular, given that we’re still pretty much in winter here and it’s awfully cold down by the river.  One thing that happened right away is that a lot of dog owners brought their dogs to the bridge.  And a lot of those owners don’t pick up their dog’s droppings.  I don’t know why someone would bring their dog to walk over a bridge; I can’t imagine that the dog gets much out of it.  Perhaps these people have been bringing their dogs down to the park all along and the new bridge is just something else to walk on.

In any event, there was an immediate (and understandable) backlash against the dog poop on the bridge.  The public demanded action.  So some of the local humane organizations, who have seen what can happen in this country when anti-canine sentiment gets out of hand, apparently decided to head off the problem at the pass and hold a Responsible Rally for Rover to encourage dog walkers to pick up their pet’s poop.  I volunteered to help out.  Well, actually I volunteered to help with the kitten adoption activity that was going on this same weekend, but they said they needed me at the bridge more.  So to the bridge I went, on a cloudy, rainy, cold day.  That’s me below, just to the right of center in the yellow t-shirt (which is being worn over an Eddie Bauer foul weather coat, over a wool sweater, over a technical vest, over two layers of technical jerseys).

Me at the Big Four Bridge

Me at the Big Four Bridge

Despite the weather, about a hundred people showed up.  I’m not sure how much good it is going to do; the kind of people who don’t pick up their dog’s droppings are not the kind of people who care much about what other people say about it, but we will see.

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Wild Kingdom

This is one of a series of posts on our 2012 trip to Costa Rica. If you like, you can start with the first post.

We had an interesting experience last night. I was sitting and reading on the balcony of our hotel room when, from the woods just outside, came a loud, hair-raising howl. It sounded just like one of those horrible creatures in a fifties monster movie just before it kills a whole bunch of people. The sound made the fence behind the hotel look awfully short. We found out later that it was the growl of a puma.

Huge crocodile

Huge crocodile

We went on a crocodile tour today.  We saw a huge five meter crocodile, as well as a osprey, a kingfisher, a roseate spoonbill, and some other birds that CVH could recognize.  This time I could actually see the animals.  We could all hear the scarlet macaws, but since it’s their nesting season, none came out for us to look at.  I’m not sure why they make so much noise if they’re nesting, but that’s what the guide told us.

On the way back from the tour, I also got to see a large black ring tailed iguana climb up a tree right by the road. I felt much better having finally seen some Costa Rican fauna.

Me and the Oxen

Me and the Oxen

At one stop, there was a man with a traditional oxcart.  He posed for tips.

Our Bus

Our Bus

Finally, before we wrap up and come home, here’s a picture of the shiny green bus that carried us all over Costa Rica.

joseAnd a picture of our most capable and gracious tour director, José, doing what he does best – directing.

So farewell, beautiful Costa Rica; we’ll be back as soon as we can!

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Resort life

This is one of a series of posts on our 2012 trip to Costa Rica. If you like, you can start with the first post.

Christmas day, and we wake up in our fancy (that is, American-style) Pacific resort. The view is truly right out of the advertising brochure.

I actually took this picture

I actually took this picture

The tub in our room.  It had a mountain view.

The tub in our room. It had a mountain view.

The resort is very nice, very fancy, very American. All the signs are in English, everyone speaks English, they played eighties hits on the muzak (first I’d heard the Pet Shop Boys’ “Opportunities” in a long time). I found all this somewhat disappointing, because it was the sort of experience you could have without ever leaving the states, or in many cases, without leaving your hometown. I will say that, among our tour group, mine was a minority opinion.

They had a very nice creche at the hotel. Quite a bit of craftsmanship went into this.
creche

beach.smIt was beautiful at the beach. I found the wave images on the sand fascinating.

And while I shot a short clip of the beach, I began to understand why so many of the men on the Bounty were willing to risk it all for this.

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Cloud forest

This is one of a series of posts on our 2012 trip to Costa Rica. If you like, you can start with the first post.

The view we did not see

The view we did not see

The weather never did clear over Arenal, so although we saw a lot of it, we never got one of those magnificent vistas.  Still, the views we had of the forests on the volcano’s slopes were impressive.

bridgeWe took a tour into the cloud forest this morning, crossing bridges like this one.

From these bridges, we saw views like this.forest

flowerThe cloud forest is mostly green, but there are occasional flashes of color.

An incredible variety of lichens and ferns and epiphites grow here on exposed sections. There are dozens of different types of little green plants covering every inch of exposed earth. Other people in the tour saw toucans and wild pigs and vipers. As usual, all I saw was green plants.

We left the cloud forest and drove over the mountain divide, leaving behind a few days of cloudy rainy weather and in less than five minutes were greeted by clear sunny skies, dry ground, and an entirely different environment – a completely different group of plants. it was amazing how quick and sudden the change was.

gilbertoWe stopped for lunch, and CVH wanted to take a picture of me with our staggeringly handsome bus driver, Geovanni. (I’m the one on the right.)

crecheCatholicism is the official religion of Costa Rica, and, being Christmas week, there were creches everywhere. They ranged from the fancy and artistic to the basic, like this one here at the restaurant.

Then it was off to the Pacific Ocean.

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My wife, the illegal alien

This is one of a series of posts on our 2012 trip to Costa Rica. If you like, you can start with the first post.

Now we’re staying at the base of the Arenal volcano, Costa Rica’s biggest and most famous.  We’re just up the road from La Fortuna, so named, I think, because it was spared during a previous eruption.  The volcano is completely socked in by clouds and fog today, as it usually is; if it clears up, they tell us we can see the red glow at the summit from our hotel room.

CVH went off on another wildlife tour today, up towards, the Nicaraguan border.  She and her friends got to see a lot of animals.

Caiman

Caiman waving tail

Bird

Bird

Juvenile Two-toed Sloth

Juvenile Two-toed Sloth

Iguana

Iguana

Perhaps you can get a sense of how excited these amateur naturalists are from this video of them watching a small lizard:

Or check out this shot of them watching another animal; you can hear the guide pointing out there are three animals to see:

Did you see all three? No? Did you see one? Me neither. Now you know how I felt on these outings.

illegalsHere she is waving from the Nicaraguan frontier sans visa.

While she was watching for animals and making illegal border crossings, I walked into the town of La Fortuna. It’s about two blocks wide and five blocks long, mostly souvenir shops and tour offices, but had a wonderful bakery. The souvenir shops did have a variety and quantity of goods that was much greater than what we had seen in the other towns, and the prices here were about double what we had seen elsewhere. in general, any time you see a price in dollars, you can expect that you’re paying the “gringo premium”.

I got off the main drag and wandered down to the local bus depot. It started to rain (we’re still on the wet side of the mountains), so I ducked into a small soda, or lunch spot. In the U.S., the diner next to the bus station is usually a pretty nasty place; but this soda, like pretty much every place else in Costa Rica, was meticulously mopped and clean. Ticos seem almost obsessed with mopping and cleaning. I did get a wonderful lunch – huge pork chop, rice and beans (of course), plantains, fried yucca, salad. The portion was “American sized” – i.e., I couldn’t complete it – although this place was clearly not oriented toward the tourist crowd. I guessed the locals ate their big meal of the day at lunch.

After I ate, and the rain stopped, I walked around town some more. I saw a lady sweeping the parking pad between the pumps at the gas station, right after it rained, no less; these people really like to sweep and mop. Then I passed a bakery. The bakers had some sort of setup where they blew the aromas out onto the street; they knew what they were doing.

Ahhh.  Hot springs

Ahhh. Hot springs

In the afternoon, we all went to a hot springs resort. The waters are fed hot from the volcano. The resort was on the touristy side, but boy the hot water felt good!

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Poison frogs and fruitcakes

This is one of a series of posts on our 2012 trip to Costa Rica. If you like, you can start with the first post.
cvh.and.catToday we head back west on our journey to the Pacific coast.  Before we leave the Caribbean coast, however, CVH befriends a cat and gets her picture taken with the jungle guide.cvh.and.guide

blue.jeanSomewhere José got hold of a poison frog, called a Blue Jean frog because the lower half of its body is a bright blue color, making it look like it is wearing blue jeans.  He brought it onto the bus for us to take pictures.

When we stopped for lunch, we were once again treated to an interpretive dance.  This time it was a paean to the fauna of Costa Rica.  The young woman who played the jaguar was really good.  You could tell that she had studied cat movements.  Julie Newmar had nothing on this lady.

A little bit of Texas in Costa Rica

A little bit of Texas in Costa Rica

After lunch, it was more pineapples.  We visited just about the last thing I expected to see in rural Costa Rica – the Alamo-themed Collin Street Bakery building.  Yes, we’re a long way from Corsicana, but this is where their pineapples are grown.  They even have a Texas flag flying out front (of course!).

pineapple.trimmerHere we see a man trimming a fresh pineapple with a very sharp knife.  I only wish I could have stayed around to watch him sharpening it. The knife, that is, not the pineapple, which he passed around for us to eat.

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Welcome to the jungle

This is one of a series of posts on our 2012 trip to Costa Rica. If you like, you can start with the first post.

A break in the rain

A break in the rain

Well, here it is the 21st.  At the beginning of the tour, José, our guide, polled us about what we wanted to see on the tour.  I said that if I saw a volcano and a tree frog, I would be happy.  Since now I’ve seen those things, I suppose that if the world does end today, I will at least have met the minimum success criteria for our trip.

flowerThis morning CVH went out on a rainy wildlife viewing trip in an open boat (I, on the other hand, sought shelter from the elements).  She did get to see this flower, which only blooms for one day.

We did not feed the turtle a doughnut

We did not feed the turtle a doughnut

Later in the day, after it stopped raining for a while, we went to the beach.  CVH went one direction and got to see a baby sea turtle emerge from the sand and make its long dangerous journey to the sea.  There was a small crowd of wildlife enthusiasts with her and they all cheered on the tiny creature.  For many of them, it was the highlight of their entire tour.  I walked the other direction and didn’t see a damn thing.  This was to become the theme of my wildlife viewing attempts.

Tortuguero village

Tortuguero village

Although extremely humid, it was surprisingly cool and comfortable there in the jungle, and not as many mosquitoes as we feared.

treefrogI got to see more gaudy tree frogs this evening.  They are so cute.

xmas.treeThey don’t have fir trees in the coastal jungle, of course, but the lodge staff really tried to do their best with the materials that they had at hand.

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Into the rain forest

This is one of a series of posts on our 2012 trip to Costa Rica. If you like, you can start with the first post.

Heading into the rain forest

Heading into the rain forest

Now we headed off to the rain forest, on the Caribbean coast.  We would be staying in a wildlife sanctuary, and there are only two ways to get there.  One way, if you’re rich, is to fly in a small plane.  We took the other way.

Our bus drove to the end of the paved road, and then about another half hour on dirt to where the road really came to an end.  Here we all got on a boat.

It’s about an hour on the boat to get to Tortuguero.  You really feel like you’re in the middle of nowhere during the trip.

Tortuguero

Tortuguero

Our lodge location is indicated by the yellow circle on the picture above. Accommodations here in the national preserve are simple. There isn’t much electricity, so your cabin has few light bulbs; there’s no phone, TV, air conditioning, or much hot water.

It rains a lot in the rain forest. Yes, I know you would expect this, but you don’t expect just how much it really rains in the rain forest. It pours for hours at a rate of one to two inches an hour. It makes quite a roar on the roof of your cabin. Yet you can still hear the howling of the monkeys over this din. I figured that they are either extremely loud or extremely close; probably both.

I was thrilled to finally get to see gaudy tree frogs. They are difficult to photograph, as they generally only come out at night, and you shouldn’t use flash because they are very sensitive to light. I took these shots handheld, lit by a small flashlight.treefrog.2treefrog.3

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