The Greatest Chapter of Living

Bunbury Theater

Bunbury Theater

Tonight we went to see a play at the Bunbury Theater.  This is a small local group who performs in the historical Henry Clay building near downtown.

The play, “The Greatest Chapter of Living”, was about end of life issues and was a collaboration between the Bunbury and our local hospice organization, Hosparus.  The play dramatized a family coming to grips with one of their members facing an imminent death.  It was a bit of preaching to the faithful, as I think most of the audience was already familiar with hospice.

The story, not surprisingly, was a tear-jerker, but one of the actors was absolutely outstanding, even though she was only eight years old.  Here is a young person with a future in the theater for sure; however, I could find no mention of her name on their web site.  Issues with minors, I suppose.

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Back to the 60’s at my bank

My wife says that anytime a company sends you a letter that starts with the phrase “In order to serve you better”, you can be certain that something is about to get much worse for you.

jump.thru.hoopCase in point: recently my bank notified me that, in order to serve me better,  their ATM machines would become “deposit-friendly”.  I cringed.  For years, I have been endorsing checks, filling out a deposit slip, putting it all in an envelope, and dropping it off in the night depository.  I could do this entirely at my leisure, any time, any day.  No more.  The night depository has been removed.  You have to go to the ATM machine, and you can’t just insert your envelope anymore, either.  You have to stick the checks in one at a time (and hope it’s not a windy day – There goes your deposit across the parking lot!), and you don’t use a deposit slip.  Instead the ATM machine slowly reads and processes each check while the traffic backs up behind you.  Then you get a receipt that shows where the machine misread the amount on one of the checks, so now you get to spend the next business day trying to get hold of someone to find the check and properly credit your account.  Needless to say, I only availed myself of this “deposit-friendliness” once.  Now I’m back to having to get to the bank during their regular branch hours every time I want to make a deposit.

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The Record That Could Not Be Broken

TVIn case you missed the announcement: for many years the conventional wisdom said that the viewership record for the last episode of M*A*S*H (1983) would never be broken, as the number of available channels had greatly expanded and people’s viewing habits had changed too much.  Yet Neilsen reports that Sunday the record was broken by the Colts-Saints Super Bowl.  Unbelievable.

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Louisville Real Estate Tip

SnowShovelIf you move to Louisville, choose a house with a short driveway.  And preferably one with a slight incline.  Else you may, as I did this morning, spend a hour and a half shoveling it out.

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“The Snow Belt”, formerly known as “The South”

After spending the evening on Beale Street in Memphis last night, my wife watching the Super Bowl, I went to bed, expecting the forecasted snow showers and rain in the morning to slow down our trip back home.

Instead, I asnow.pyramid.memphiswoke to three inches on the ground and snowing so hard I could not see the Mississippi River a block away.  All the schools and government offices were closed, which probably worked to our advantage by keeping the traffic down.  It was certainly a slickery trip out of town.

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Restaurant-hopping on Beale Street

Super Bowl Sunday, and we’re back in downtown Memphis. We head down to Beale Street to see if anything’s open and if we can watch the football game there.

  • First stop was the Blues City Cafe on the corner of Beale and Main. bluescitycafeWe’ve been there several times before, but had never seen it so empty. In fact, all of Beale Street was nearly deserted, but not quiet – the speakers that are usually blaring music were blaring the Super Bowl game. Charlaine particulary likes the Blues City Cafe because the grill is out in the dining area and she loves to watch cooks at work (she’s an inveterate Iron Chef America fan). An appetizer of tamales and chili helped warm us up (it’s just above freezing outside) during the kickoff.
  • pig.on.bealeNext, it was the Pig On Beale (“Pork with an Attitude”). They serve anything you want, as long as it’s pork (well, I do think that they will barbecue you a chicken thigh if you ask).  This is a relatively new restaurant that’s been winning all kinds of awards for their pork the last several years.  I had a pulled pork sandwich; Charlaine did not order anything, as pork is not her most favorite dish.  But once the pork arrived, it was so good that she kept sneaking pieces of it off my plate.
  • silky.osullivansFinally, we went to Silky O’Sullivan’s to watch the second quarter and so Charlaine could have a plate of oysters.  It was all good.
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Boiled Crawfish!

fernwood.seafood.crawfishNo, Louisville is not known for its boiled crawfish.  But tonight we found ourselves in Fernwood, Mississippi, home of Fernwood Seafood, a surprisingly good restaurant for being (forgive the expression, Fernwoodians) in the middle of nowhere.  Delicious boiled crawfish, fried catfish, spicy shrimp salads, po-boys, and more – enough to make you think that you’re south of the border.  The Mississippi-Louisiana border, that is; about fifteen miles away.

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Yogurt comes from a cardboard box

dairy.cowboxLast year, my wife treated me and bought me some fancy yogurt from the Rainbow Blossom.  This is the stuff that sells for $3.50 (or more) a quart; pretty expensive milk, but it does taste awfully good.  In fact, I found myself unable to go back to the cheaper yogurt that I had been eating for years.  As the yogurt bills began to mount, I figured that there must be something that I can do to bring the costs in line.

Well, you can buy yogurt makers, but most all of them work with little glass cups that look like they’re a hassle to deal with.  I wanted to just grow a quart at a time.  Turns out that Salton made an inexpensive quart yogurt maker for years, but ceased production last year.  Guess they decided that they weren’t going to get rich selling fifteen dollar yogurt makers.

Once again, the Food Network came to the rescue.  Here’s how to get yogurt from a cardboard box:  Take a quart of milk (better milk makes better yogurt, but I’ve had surprisingly good results with cheap milk).  Whisk in ½ cup of dry milk. Heat this mix to 160°F (use a candy thermometer), stirring constantly to avoid scorching.  Let the mix cool to 120°, then whisk 1 cup of the mix into ½ cup of room-temperature yogurt (use the expensive yogurt here).  Whisk this yogurt mixture back into the warm milk, then pour it all into a container with a tight-fitting lid (I use a top-of-the-line tupperware container; you might want to use glass if cooking in plastic bothers you).  Wrap the container in a tea towel, wrap a heating pad around that, set the heating pad to medium, and put it all in a cardboard box.  Let this sit undisturbed for six to twelve hours, then take out the container and put it in the refrigerator for at least eight hours.

biohazardYou may have to experiment with your heating pad at first.  Remember to keep everything very, very clean.  Some people won’t heat the milk to 160°F first, but since that’s what kills off any undesirable bacteria, I wouldn’t recommend skipping that step unless you know you have a very strong immune system.

With a cardboard box, you should be able to cut your yogurt costs in half.

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Do I have “cheap” tattooed on my forehead?

DVDThis last week, we received three Netflix discs in a row that would barely play.  They would constantly hang up and skip over scenes, no matter how many times I polished them with Windex.  My wife was ready to call up Netflix and demand to speak with someone about the lousy discs they kept sending us when I suggested that I first try playing one on the computer.  It played fine.  So the problem was our player.  “How old is this player?” I asked, “When did we get it?”  We couldn’t remember.

So this morning I went to the local appliance store just as they were opening.  I was greeted by one of the salesmen.  I told him I wanted a new DVD player.  He asked if I needed one with a VHS player (was it the grey in my beard?).  I said No.  He didn’t even begin to steer me over toward the fancy HiFi players, but instead took me directly to the one they had on sale for thirty dollars.  I’m thinking he just wanted to get me out of the store as quickly as possible so that he’d have a chance at somebody who wanted to spend some real money and generate a worthwhile commission.

The new player works fine, especially for thirty dollars.  One thing that is really cool is that if you take a disc out before the movie is through, and then put it back in later, it picks up right where it left off.  How does it know?

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How would a dog smell without a nose?

Terrible!

It’s been below freezing for over a week here, and I don’t know if that has anything to do with it, but the dog had really started to reek.

wet dogUsually I take her out into the driveway and wash her down, but with it eighteen degrees outside, that’s just not an option.  So we both got into the shower stall and did the deed there.  I don’t believe that either of us is looking forward to repeating that experience again any time soon.  But she does smell a lot better.

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