A walk up Michigan Ave

Spertus Institute

Spertus Institute

It was a nice day, especially for Chicago, so we decided to take a walk up Michigan Avenue on the way back to the hotel.  We walked along the park quite a ways, and came across the Spertus Institute, a distinctive building face, to say the least.  One of CVH’s guidebooks recommended it, and the Spertus website welcomed us to come visit.

CVH didn’t want me to mention that she does work with the Jewish community in Louisville; I’m not sure why not.  But perhaps we should have.  Because when we asked for the tour and to visit the shop, the receptionist gave us a long look over and told us the Institute was not open to visitors that day.  So if you go, plan to have a good story ready.

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Manny’s for lunch

mannysWe left the Field Museum and took the bus across downtown to Manny’s Coffee Shop and Deli, “Chicago’s Best Corned Beef Since 1942”.  I haven’t been around since 1942, but the corned beef was very good indeed.  As was the chopped liver and the cole slaw.

Best matzo ever!

Best matzo ever!

And the matzo ball soup was the best I’ve ever had in my life.

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Chicago III

CVH was in the mood to take an out-of-town vacation, and due to her work with the local Jewish community, she is only able to take days off during Jewish holidays.  Yom Kippur arrived at the end of September, giving us an opportunity for a long weekend out of town.  I thought Eastern Kentucky (Red River Gorge, etc) would be fun.  CVH wanted to go to Portland, Oregon.  I’m sure Portland is a very nice place, but although this is their sunny season, it’s still a very long way from Louisville to Portland.  CVH did not want to go somewhere teeming with chiggers and mosquitoes.  So I suggested we make our third trip to Chicago; it’s as visually stimulating as Paris, much closer, and they speak English.

round.crowd.pen.handler.pivot.pointThis morning we hopped on our favorite airline, Southwest, well before dawn (what were we thinking?).  Their procedure of assigning nearly everyone a sequential number, and then having people load in that order works quite well.  So well that CVH wondered if Temple Grandin developed it for Southwest.

The Field Museum

The Field Museum

We landed at dawn, took the Orange Line into the city, dropped our bags at the hotel and ate breakfast.  By then the Field Museum was open; we hopped the bus and rode down there.  I wanted to see the “Evolving Planet” exhibit; CVH wanted to the see the Field conservation exhibit.

Some dinos.

Some dinos.

CVH said the conservation exhibit really kept her interest; I found the Evolving Planet exhibit absolutely mind-boggling.  There were thousands of fossils on display, and you know there are at least a thousand fossils behind every one that was shown; this exhibit reflected more man-centuries of work than I could guess.  Trilobites, plants and animals from the Carboniferous and every other Period, including lots of dinosaurs.  Lots.

You can touch this bone.  I have.

You can touch this bone. I have.

When I was about five years old, my mother took me to the Field Museum.  Bear in mind that the public space of the Museum covers over eleven acres.  Somehow, my mother wandered off (later, we found that her viewpoint was slightly different).  When she eventually made her way back, she found me entranced in front of a fossilized dinosaur bone that was placed out where you could touch it.  On this trip, many years later, I found that very same bone.

At the end of Evolving Planet, there was a display indicating how many species had gone extinct since the museum opened that morning.  It stood at seven.

CVH and I got back together and toured the Hall of Birds and the Halls of Mammals.

By now we were ready for lunch.

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At the shopping mall

bogoSo we’re walking around the mall, and I notice a number of these signs in the window of a store.

“What’s a bogo?” I ask.

“What?”

“What’s a bogo?.  They have a sale on bogos there.”

“No, that stands for ‘Buy one, get one’.  Buy one of something and you get one of something.”

“Well, of course if I buy something I certainly expect to get it; what’s so special about that?”

“No, if you buy one, you get another one free.”

“Oh, so it’s what we used to call ‘Buy one, get two’.”

“Yes.”

“So it should say ‘BOGT sale’.  Although I admit that doesn’t scan.”

Don’t even get me started on tent sales.

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Physical Therapy

The patient never smiles during therapy.

The patient never smiles during therapy.

I injured myself back in July and was laid up for several weeks.  I got quite weak in the legs, so the doctor sent me to physical therapy.

At the clinic, the therapist did an evaluation.  Because I hadn’t been up and walking properly for a while, some of my muscles were stiff, suffering from loss of tone, and out of balance.  The therapist decided to “release” these muscles by pressing hard on them with his elbow.  This is not comfortable.  In fact, it was somewhat painful.  At first, I tried to use mediation techniques to deal with the discomfort.  Trained yogis can use these techniques to withstand what we would consider to be significant pain (the “lying on a bed of nails” image).

I, however, quickly found I was not adept enough in such techniques.  So I went to my fallback position – clenching my jaws and growling loudly.  This is effective, but it did catch the attention of everyone else in the clinic.

The therapist, to his credit, didn’t miss a beat.  “He’s dreaming,” he told the faces now turned toward me.  “He’s not even awake.  He thinks he’s gnawing on a rawhide bone.”

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“Texas” Roadhouse?

300px-Texas_RoadhouseFor a combination Father’s Day – Mama’s Birthday celebration, we went to Texas Roadhouse for lunch today.

Since it was Father’s Day, I ordered the Chicken Fried Steak.  An explanation is in order.

Many years ago, after I had moved to Texas, but before my mother had returned to her home state with my father who had never lived there, I had them down at my place for Christmas.  I cooked some, but mostly we went around visiting and eating out.

Early on, at one restaurant, my father noticed Chicken Fried Steak on the menu.  At the time this was nothing you would ever find in Indiana.  He asked what it was, and when told, decided that it sounded pretty good.  And it was to him.  After that, at every restaurant we went to, his first words were “Do you have Chicken Fried Steak?”  Hence my Father’s Day order.

But today the waitress said “Brown or white gravy?”  I was totally confused and looked at CVH with a bewildered expression.

“White gravy,” she told the waitress.

“What does brown or white mean?” I asked.

“Usually the Chicken Fried Steak comes with brown gravy,” the waitress replied.  I stared in disbelief.

“White gravy,” CVH repeated to the waitress.

After the waitress left, I said “And they call this Texas Roadhouse?”

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The Birds

tippi.birdsThey’re here:

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Things to Come

rasppiAn old friend of mine just gave me a Raspberry Pi.  It is so cool!

When I opened the box, CVH asked “What is it?”

“A Raspberry Pi.”

“What’s that?”

“A computer.”

“An old-timey computer, or a new computer?”

“A brand new computer.  The latest version.”

“A toy, then.”

“Yes.”

After I got it connected and booted up, I was amazed at what the little critter could do.  I thought, “If we only had toys like this when I was a kid, instead of the plastic crap that we did, who knows how I might have turned out?”

That evening, I watched a great sci-fi film from 1936, “Things to Come” (screenplay by H.G. Wells).  At the beginning of the movie, which is set at Christmas 1936, an old grandpa character looks at a tin horse that one of the children has received, and exclaims, “These toys today are so much more intricate and complicated than the toys we had when I was a child.”  I thought there’s a difference between a carved wooden horse and a mechanical tin horse, and an entirely different difference between a tin horse and a Raspberry Pi!  We can’t even begin to imagine what our grand-children’s toys are going to look like.

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Storm smacks Louisville today

That’s the George Rogers Clark Memorial bridge in the foreground.  It opened in 1929 as the Louisville Municipal Bridge, and renamed in honor of Gen. Geo. R. Clark in 1949.

The bridge is featured in the Bill Murray movie “Stripes” where he drives his cab to the middle of the bridge and throws his keys into the river.

A similar incident is supposed to have happened in 1960 when Cassius Clay returned from the Olympics a Gold Medal champion.  He was denied seating at a restaurant in his hometown, and, as the story goes, walked to the middle of the bridge (there are pedestrian lanes on each side) and threw his medal into the river.

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Biltmore

biltfrontLast weekend we visited the grand estate of George Vanderbilt, Biltmore.  I probably would have enjoyed the trip more if I hadn’t been suffering the allergy attack from hell.

We got up extra early on Thursday to catch the tour bus.  The pickup point was not in what you would call the best part of town; I cleared out the car and hoped that it would still be there when we returned.

We settled into our seats, which were more comfortable than airplane seats and had a lot more room.  A lot more.  However, the driver then had to fight his way through rush hour traffic to pick up some more passengers with the upshot that after an hour on the bus we were right back where we started.  Live and learn.  Next time we will sleep in an extra hour and then drive to the last pick up stop.

The ride to North Carolina was fine.  All the passengers were grey-hairs, except for one young woman who was traveling with her mother-in-law.  The bus stopped frequently for us to stretch our legs.  At one stop, I talked with a couple of guys who had just pulled a 1936 Silver King tractor out of a ditch and were taking it home to restore.  It looked like they really had their work cut out for them.

Biltmore, if you’ve never been there, is a staggering 250 room mansion built at the turn of the twentieth century by a grandson of Cornelius Vanderbilt, a famous nineteenth century robber baron.  This grandson, George, had inherited enough money to do anything that he wanted, and what he wanted to do was read books, travel, entertain, and build the most impressive mansion imaginable to go along with those activities.

And truly, the house and gardens are magnificent.  He hired the greatest house and landscape architects available, and the results show.  I particularly like the way the grand staircase and wintergarden asymmetrically flank the main entrance.  And the banquet hall with the triple fireplace and seventy-foot ceiling was a nice touch:

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A wintergarden is always a nice touch above the thirty-fifth parallel, but we didn’t get to see much of it, as something had crashed through the glass roof the day before and they were busy making repairs.

But as we went through the rooms, looking at all the old tapestries and European-influenced interior design, I couldn’t help but be struck by the contrast between what was going on here and at the World Columbian Exhibition, which was built at about the same time.  We had seen a special exhibit at the Field Museum on the Columbian Exhibition.  The World Columbian was open to all; it showed the wonders of all corners of the current world, and the promise of the wonders of the future.  Biltmore was only available to a select few, and although George had a very inquiring mind (the libraries in Biltmore contain about 23,000 volumes), you get the feeling that there really isn’t much original here.  I suppose this is what is meant by the “Gilded Age”.

oldcarThey did have a nice old car.  I like the kerosene back-up headlights in case the electric ones don’t work.

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There was a nice fountain. All of the coins thrown into the fountain are donated to the local humane society in the name of George’s beloved Saint Bernard, Cedic, shown here playing with George’s daughter.

The azaleas (or rhododendrons or whatever they are up here) were in full bloom.  There is an entire azalea garden which we toured.OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA


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As I mentioned, though, I was sick as a dog that day, so halfway through the garden I had to lie down for some rest.OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA

I’m sure George would have been appalled at some commoner passed out on his Frederic Law Olmsted-designed garden.

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CVH loves banana trees, and they had banana trees in the greenhouses.

I’m afraid my final take on the whole estate was that it was too extravagant; it just didn’t seem right that one man could do this without producing anything himself.  I found Biltmore to be a excellent argument for at least some sort of estate tax.

Saturday dawned cloudy for our ride home, but we were lucky in that we had seats in the front of the bus so that we could watch the Smokies and Blue Ridge mountains pass by.  Halfway into the morning, though, we stopped at the outlet mall for two hours.  Two hours! I thought; we could get home that much sooner.  The tour director pointed out that although most men don’t like to stop at the mall, it is on the itinerary.  Also, being a flower and garden tour, women outnumbered men about three to one.  Maybe four to one.  But the joke was on me; CVH and I came back loaded to the gills with purchases.  We were grabbing other people’s overhead bins right and left to stow all our stuff.

Then we went down the road about fifteen minutes and stopped again, this time at a Russell Stover outlet store.  Now what? I thought.  Well, we needed to get something to bring home to mama, so we went inside and found a nice box of chocolates.  Then we noticed everyone had gravitated to the back of the store.  We followed out of curiosity and found this is where Russell Stover sells their seconds; that is, chocolates that taste perfectly fine, but have cosmetic problems that prevented them from making it into one of their fancy boxes.  They take about five pounds of these seconds and throw them in a box and sell them for three dollars.  Anyway, we finally got out of there carrying about twenty pounds of chocolate, including the nice little box they threw in at the cash register for being such good customers.

And the car was just fine when we got back.

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