Off to Erlanger

Atrium Fountain

Atrium Fountain

Today we drove up to Erlanger, Kentucky, a suburb of Cincinnati, best known for where the Cincinnati airport is.  Grandma was attending a convention there, and the grandchild and I went along for the ride to have a good time.  We stayed at the Airport Holiday Inn.

holiday.inn.swimming.poolGC was quite impressed by the fountain in the atrium.  Everytime we left the room we had to walk by the fountain and look at it.  She also enjoyed the pool on multiple occasions, although of course there was no snow on the ground outside while we were there.  In fact, the landscaping and surrounding terrain were all quite attractive.

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The Eyeball Museum

Grandma, grandpa, and GC went to the Louisville Science Center today, or as GC likes to refer to it, The Eyeball Museum (a reference to part of the museum’s logo).  We visited the robot exhibit, saw examples of Kentucky wildlife habitats, played macrophages and T-cells attempting to kill invading bacteria, worked an air compressor, and many other activities.  At the emergency room, GC donned a doctor’s cape, inspected grandpa’s x-rays, and to everyone’s relief, pronounced him OK.  We wandered around about three hours and there are still parts of the museum that we haven’t seen.

GC1 and the neighbors

GC1 and the neighbors

We left the museum for lunch and went down the road to a Louisville icon, the Kingfish.  The first Kingfish restuarant opened in 1948; we went to the 1976 version, which is right on the Ohio River.  We saw humongous (according to the GC) barges, sailboats, little boats, and a police boat go by while we were eating.

When we returned home, the neighbor was giving his young daughter a wagon ride, and offered GC one, too.  A wagon ride is always a good thing.

Helping in the kitchen

Helping in the kitchen

For dinner, grandpa grilled Kentucky brats, buffalo steak, pork chops and corn-on-the-cob.  GC helped pick Swiss Chard from the garden and cook it up on the stove.

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She’s not a little old lady in Dubuque

newyorkerGC and I were sitting at the dining table.  The day’s mail had recently arrived, including this week’s edition of The New Yorker.  The cover of the magazine featured a cartoon showing various characters wandering through Union Square.  We discussed what each character might be doing, counted the number of boys and girls and birds; generally, the sort of thing you’d do with a four-year old.  Grandma entered the room.

“It figures,” she said, “Her father said this would probably happen.”

“What?” I replied.  (I reply that a lot to my wife.)

“He figured you’d be reading the New Yorker to her.”

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Birthday Party

GC1 and I walked across the street to the fancy nursery today, and she was captivated by the sight of all the blooms – roses, hydrangeas, dahlias, and a bunch of other stuff that I can’t even begin to identify, even though we have some of them in our front yard.  That trip was good for half an hour all by itself.

In the afternoon we headed over to Indiana for a birthday party.  The trip was uneventful until we arrived at the birthday girl’s house and there was no one there.  I had a few anxious moments wondering how I was going to poop a birthday party before I noticed a note on the door stating that there had been a change of venue and giving directions to the new party location.

The Waterpillar is unwrapped

The Waterpillar is unwrapped

The party was a blast.  As promised, one of the gifts was a “wiggling waterpillar”, a lawn toy that sprays water in various directions and the kids run around it.  There were several other presents, of course, and GC, no doubt caught up in the excitement of the moment, helped the birthday girl unwrap and show them off.  There were hot dogs and soap bubbles and balloons and cake and everything you need for a perfect birthday party.

Then of course came the dreaded writing of the thank you note.

The Thrill of Discovery

The Thrill of Discovery

Vicarious birthday joy

Vicarious birthday joy

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Week 1 with Grandchild 1

Last Saturday, Grandchild 1’s parents dropped her off for the summer.  It has been a whirlwind of activity since, and promises to be for the next couple of months!

Sunday, while the four females (grandma, mom, GC1, & GC2) slept in, GC’s dad and I went off on a three and a half hour bicycle ride.  We returned only to find that the females had since arisen and decided that we were going to spend the rest of the day at Huber’s.  “Huber’s” is considered an annual rite for the locals; they make a pilgrimage there with the family.  GC1 rode a tractor-pulled trailer out into the strawberry fields and picked strawberries (I have mentioned before that the Hubers are geniuses at getting city folk to do things for free that they used to have pay hired help to accomplish).  We went and looked at the rabbit family.  We slid down the slide.  We fed the goats corn (they have an interesting setup where you load corn kernels into a cup and then crank a wheel which runs carries the cup to a jungle-gym-like structure that the goats have climbed to the top of and are awaiting the arrival of your corn).  We put bits of hot dog on fishing hooks and caught a small catfish in their pond.  That was just the first Huber’s.  huber_ice_cream_shoppe1Then we went on to the second Huber’s, where we visited the ice cream shop (shown), the winery, and the bakery (I got a rhubarb pie).  Then it was off to the kiddie park.  Once again, GC1 passed up the calf, the pony, and the sheep to get to the goats and feed them corn.  She seems to have a thing for goats.  We gobbled at the turkeys, listened to the peacocks screech, slid down another slide and then plunged into the bamboo maze.

I really enjoyed the bamboo maze.  GC1 and I got lost, causing grandma some concern, but we eventually found our way into the center of the maze where the flag was.  The rest of the family stood outside the maze and yelled at us to get out of it, which of course was not of much help at all.  Eventually dad found us and led us to the exit.  I found it great fun.  The others were rather less enthused.

choco.cakeTuesday grandma and GC baked a chocolate cake together – from scratch!  Nothing out of a box, not even the frosting.  It was absolutely delicious.

Wednesday afternoon we headed downtown to the sprayground by the river.  Unfortunately I could not remember exactly which parking lot was the correct one.  I picked the wrong one.  After walking around in the hot (it was nearly ninety) sun for about fifteen minutes, GC1 was not a happy camper.  However, we got back in the truck, found the right lot, and as soon as she saw the water shooting up and all the little kids running around in swimsuits, it was declared “the best day ever!”  Spraygrounds are really a pretty neat idea; I don’t think teenagers find them much fun, so it’s all little kids, it’s reasonably easy to keep an eye on yours, and they save tax money – no lifeguards and the liability insurance has got to be cheaper.  The one downtown is particularly well-architected.

Backyard view with fence and tree

Backyard view with fence and tree

Front view with columned portico

Front view with columned portico

Today we built a house with her building blocks.  It turned out very nicely, with a columned portico, outdoor accent lights, and a classical pediment.  Much cooler than Lincoln Logs.

Once that project was complete, it was off to the local library. GC played with the wooden train set there for a while until a slightly older child came in and started surfing the internet. At that point the wooden train could simply not compete with www.barbie.com.

Splashing at the sprayground

Splashing at the sprayground

After the library it was off to the sprayground again, but this time the smaller one in our neighborhood.

"Sprayground"

"Sprayground"

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How to write a blog entry

boxerNot too long ago, my wife brought me a draft of a marketing brochure that she was going to have printed up.  It had lots of good information in it, but the most eyecatching summaries and titles didn’t stand out as strongly as I felt that they should.

“Your topics and bullets need to be punchy,” I said, “You’ve got to grab people’s eyeballs.”  “Humpf,” she replied.

This weekend she was standing behind me as I was adding a blog entry.  “Alien death ray strikes Louisville?!?” she exclaimed.  “See?” I said.  “That’s punchy.”

Garden addition: Golden Bush squash, $3.17.

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Alien Death Ray Strikes Louisville

spaceshipLast weekend, all of the little plants that I had grown from seed suddenly keeled over and died.  Admittedly, most of them weren’t looking like they were long for the world to begin with, but several appeared strong and healthy and upright, with little green leaves and everything.  But somehow, overnight, something killed them all.  I had been warned that it was difficult to grow things from seed.

On the plus side, this past weekend was the traditional start of the planting season here.  From my office window I can see the entrance of a well-known nursery, and Saturday the traffic there was unbelievable.  I’m surprised somebody didn’t get shot.  Sunday afternoon it wasn’t so bad, and we went over and got some seedlings to plant: chard, okra, rosemary, eggplant, squash, something else I cannot remember right now, as well as organic bug killer: $40.47.

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VMWare! It’s a miracle!

This post is a geeky one, but when you find a piece of software that is truly amazing and useful, you’ve just got to write it down.

I bought a new (cheap) computer about a year and a half ago.  It came with Vista.  Some of my favorite software, and my scanner, did not work very well (if at all) with Vista.  I tried to install XP on the box, but that was even worse (there were no XP drivers for most of the hardware inside the box).  So I’ve been keeping an XP machine sitting next to my Vista, firing it up whenever I needed to access the scanner, photo software, etc, going through the whole Vista network on/off thing everytime.

Then last week, Justin calls up and says that he has an old Win9x software program that he really wants to run, but it won’t install on his Vista machine.  What can he do?  I said, “Well you should be able to install a virtual machine, but let me actually try it and I’ll get back to you.”  So I downloaded MS Virtual PC – waste of time, doesn’t run on Vista Home.  Went to VMWare’s site.  I had heard that once MS released their VM software for free, VMWare had to match the price, at least on their basic edition.  As you might expect, it’s not real easy to find the free edition of VMWare on their website, although it’s very easy to find the editions that you have to pay for.

Anyway, I eventually found which version I wanted – VMWare Player, which as you might suppose by its name, originally did not allow you to create new virtual machines, just run ones that were already created by – you guessed it – the paid edition, but has since been enhanced/unlocked to also create new machines.

computer.surgeryThe next trick was to figure out how to install Windows 2000 on my new virtual machine.  The VMWare documentation wasn’t much help at all: it only said “Install the OS per the manufacturer’s instructions”, but in this case the manufacturer’s instructions called for first creating four 3 1/2 inch floppy disks.  The various instructions that I found on the internet were ridiculously complicated (downloading MBR creators, building iso images from scratch, etc) and I just couldn’t believe that it could be that involved.  In the end, like most things in life, it was really very simple once I stumbled across the secret.

To make a long story short, I was able to install my old software and it runs great!  The virtual machine shares a folder on the Vista’s hard drive; just gotta be careful that I don’t try writing to it from both Vista & Win2000 at the same time.  I ran like this for a week, and then got a wild hare and plugged my scanner into the Vista box.  Immediately a window opened in the virtual machine saying that it recognized the scanner!  Downloaded the old Win 2000 drivers (thank you HP, for keeping them out on the web) and now I can run my scanner on my Vista machine (in a manner of speaking).

By this time I was feeling like a mad scientist and went looking for my network printer from the virtual machine.  Took a few moments (it couldn’t find it on its own; I had to copy the parameters from the properties dialog on the Vista machine), and now I can even print across the network from the Win 2000.  This is so cool!

I emailed the news of my success to one of my buddies, and he responded that he discovered VMWare about five months ago and now it is the only app that he runs on his Windows 7 laptop – everything else is XP under VMWare.  Looks like maybe between VMWare and the internet we may never need to buy software again…

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Knock knock! Who’s there? Duck!

duckCVH was sitting and working at her desk today when she heard a tapping, a gentle rapping.

“Now what could that be?” she wondered.  After a moment she realized that someone was knocking softly at the front door.  She went to the door and opened it to find her beloved pair of wild ducks, Doofus and Dorothy, standing on the porch awaiting some morsels of bread.  This duck couple has been nesting each spring in the bushes by the house for God only knows how many years.  Charlaine feeds them bread every day or so and looks forward to their annual return.  I think they just leave a lot of mess on the sidewalk and steps.  “How polite,” she thought, “Instead of rudely quacking and demanding food, they nicely knock on the door now.”

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More Cowbell!

The Kentucky Derby Marathon was held today, and our company fielded a small team of runners and walkers.  I was a member of the team, but I wasn’t perambulating the course – I was one of the support team, cheering on the others.  I stood by the course ringing a cowbell for an hour and a half (I wore earplugs).

The morning started out cold and rainy.  I went to the designated spot where the race organizers had said that there would be bleachers and noisemakers and maybe even snacks.  But when I arrived, there were no bleachers or noisemakers and certainly no snacks.  And there were only about six of us.

The sun finally came out and it turned into a pretty, if humid, morning for running.  So I walked down further toward where the runners were coming from and was amazed at what fifteen thousand people  coming down Fourth Street looked like.  I was reminded of the old remark about if all the Chinese started walking by four abreast, they would never stop coming.

Not the Kentucky Derby Marathon

Not the Kentucky Derby Marathon

There weren’t many people in costume; apparently that’s not as popular as it used to be or the rain discouraged the use of such elaborations.  There was a cute SpongeBob SquarePants, a couple of Elvises, a race horse (last year’s Derby winner Mine That Bird), and what I think was a nineteenth century riverboat gambler or gentleman – it was hard to tell which.

At my corner there was also a guy who showed up in his car and argued with the policeman about letting him drive across the course.  I wonder why he engaged in such counterproductive behaviour; the cop a couple of blocks down was letting people across, but once he decided to argue, well, that was it for him.

Our team leaders both finished the half-marathon in under two hours, and one team member came in 23rd in their division!  I rang them on, as well as the rest of our team.  Eventually the last walker of our team came by, and I holstered my cowbell.

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